Dear Mr. Tooth Fairy,
I hereby appeal to you on the matter of the general award given for fallen teeth, which has been one dollar. I, currently having no money, would like to receive a little more money than usual. Oh, Daddy, I will give you a card that says:
I love you, Daddy, so much! You're the best Dad in the world for giving me more money than I usually receive. Thank you.
P.S. You are a good tooth fairy. Though I don't like boy tooth fairies, you are the best boy tooth fairy. Thank you.
Beth Your Art Girl
(with a little help from siblings and Momma)