You know you're a homeschooler when your 4-year-old daughter, playing with her dollies, feigns excitement about the "curriculum" that arrives in the dollyland mail.
Busy doing dishes in the kitchen, you even hear her say the word curriculum correctly. You decide to play along and ask, "Oh, Dolly! How exciting! Was it the science curriculum you ordered?"
To which she answers, "No, it's my princess curriculum."